Holly shit, that kid would have a better chance if it got adopted by Michael Jackson!
Seriously, I think that the person who gives this media whore midget a baby should really go to hell... Who the heck is she gonna raise it with? Courtenay Semel (the slut above) or the rest of the sluts below?!
But, off course there is a big chance of this never happening:
“I definitely want to adopt a boy. Sometimes I think, like, let’s just run away from Hollywood and adopt a son, and do my own thing. But then I realize, you know what? I want to make at least another billion dollars before I adopt children so I can just focus on them. Like, just move to an island and give them everything.”
Let's just hope she never makes another (when the @#$% did she earn the first one?!) billion...
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