Giving money
A Catholic Bishop, an Anglican Vicar and Brian Tamaki are discussing tithing. They draw a circle in chalk on the pavement below them.
The Catholic Bishop says: “We should take the money and throw it in the air, and whatever lands inside the circle, we give to God.”
The Anglican Vicar says: “No, we should throw it in the air and whatever lands outside the circle we give to God.”
Brian Tamaki says: “No, we throw it in the air; whatever God wants, He keeps!”
(stolen from Kiwiblog comments)